Powered By Coffee And Questionable Life Choices Shirt - Funny Raccoon Tee

Finally, a shirt that accurately describes your entire personality.

This one's for the coffee-dependent, decision-questionable, somehow-still-functioning humans who relate more to a wide-eyed raccoon than they'd like to admit. No judgment here — we're all just trying our best with what we've got (and a large coffee).

This shirt is you if:

• Your morning routine is 10% hygiene, 90% caffeine
• You've made a "questionable life choice" in the last 24 hours
• You are, spiritually, a raccoon

Product details:

• Premium unisex tee — soft, true to size
• Printed in the USA via print-on-demand — made just for you
• Wash cold, tumble dry low, try to make better choices tomorrow

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort

- Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture

- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with relaxed fit

- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability

- Sizes S–4XL; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean