First, Coffee — Coffeezilla T-Shirt
Before the city falls... the coffee must rise.
Meet Coffeezilla — the most relatable monster in kaiju history. This beast has survived nuclear blasts, leveled entire cities, and terrified armies. But ask it to do anything before that first cup? Absolutely not.
We see you.
Why you need this:
- Because you too are a monster before your morning coffee
- The Japanese kanji on that mug (珈琲) literally means "coffee" — a flex no one will see coming
- Perfect icebreaker with every other caffeine-dependent human on the planet
- Great gift for coffee lovers, Godzilla fans, and anyone who needs coffee to function
Product details:
- Premium unisex tee — soft, durable, true to size
- Printed in the USA via print-on-demand — made just for you
- Wash cold, tumble dry low (coffee stains not included)
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean