Powered By Coffee And Questionable Life Choices Sweatshirt

• Unisex fit, garment-dyed and broken in. Comfort Colors® 1466, 6.4 oz of ring-spun cotton that gets softer every wash instead of stiffer.
• Roomier than a tee. A size S measures 20 inches across the chest, where our 1717 tee measures 18.25. Full measurements are below.
• Printed to order in the USA. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Production takes 2 to 5 business days.

Who treats 3am as peak productivity hours, coffee as a food group, and regret as something that happens to other people?

The spreadsheet doesn't add up. The cup count does. That's enough information for now.

Why you'll wear it

• Hand-drawn raccoon, wide-eyed and completely unbothered
• The sentence does the work, no explanation needed
• Gift for coffee lovers, night owls, and people who are spiritually a raccoon

How it fits

Relaxed and roomy, cut wider than a tee in the same size. If you want it oversized, size up. If you want it closer to the body, stay with your usual size. It's garment-dyed cotton, so wash cold and skip the hot dryer. Heat is what shrinks it. Full measurements are in the chart below.

Details

• Comfort Colors® 1466: 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.4 oz/yd²
• Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in color and texture. Shade varies slightly from batch to batch. That's the dye process, and it's why no two are exactly alike
• 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and hem that hold their shape wash after wash
• Shoulder and neck twill tape to stabilize the seams and stop them stretching out
• Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and less fabric waste
• Relaxed unisex fit, sizes S to 3XL
• Blank sourced from El Salvador. Printed to order in the USA

Care

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), and try to make better choices tomorrow. For the first few washes, wash it alone or with dark colors: garment-dyed cotton can release a little dye at first
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Iron, steam or dry on low heat
• Do not dry clean

Size chart