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Houston, We Have A Pollen Tee
$34.98
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$34.98
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- Unisex fit, heavyweight and garment-dyed. Comfort Colors® 1717, 6.1 oz of ring-spun US cotton that only gets softer with every wash.
- Know your size before you order. It runs about half a size small, so size up if you want the roomy look. Full measurements are below.
- Printed to order in the USA. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Production takes 2 to 5 business days.
Who has built something with their own hands, maintains it every single day, and can't be near it without consequences? Asking for a gardener.
Houston, we have a pollen situation. The flowers are beautiful. The sinuses are not. The mission continues.
Why you'll wear it
- Hand-drawn cat astronaut, not a stock graphic
- Reads all spring, from the first bloom to the last antihistamine
- Gift for gardeners, allergy sufferers, space nerds and cat lovers
How it fits
Relaxed and a little boxy. It's garment-dyed, so it runs about half a size to a full size smaller than a standard tee in the same size. If you're between sizes, or you want the roomier look, order one size up. Full measurements are in the chart below.
Details
- Comfort Colors® 1717: 100% ring-spun US cotton, heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd²
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in color and texture. Shade varies slightly from batch to batch. That's the dye process, and it's why no two are exactly alike
- Relaxed unisex fit with pre-shrunk fabric, sizes S to 4XL
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Blank sourced from Honduras. Printed to order in the USA
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), no spacewalk required. For the first few washes, wash it alone or with dark colors: garment-dyed cotton can release a little dye at first
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean
Size chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |