Powered By Coffee And Questionable Life Choices Tee

• Unisex fit, heavyweight and garment-dyed. Comfort Colors® 1717, 6.1 oz of ring-spun US cotton that only gets softer with every wash.
• Know your size before you order. It runs about half a size small, so size up if you want the roomy look. Full measurements are below.
• Printed to order in the USA. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Production takes 2 to 5 business days.

Who treats 3am as peak productivity hours, coffee as a food group, and regret as something that happens to other people?

The spreadsheet doesn't add up. The cup count does. That's enough information for now.

Why you'll wear it

• Hand-drawn raccoon, wide-eyed and completely unbothered
• The sentence does the work, no explanation needed
• Gift for coffee lovers, night owls, and people who are spiritually a raccoon

How it fits

Relaxed and a little boxy. It's garment-dyed, so it runs about half a size to a full size smaller than a standard tee in the same size. If you're between sizes, or you want the roomier look, order one size up. Full measurements are in the chart below.

Details

• Comfort Colors® 1717: 100% ring-spun US cotton, heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd²
• Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in color and texture. Shade varies slightly from batch to batch. That's the dye process, and it's why no two are exactly alike
• Relaxed unisex fit with pre-shrunk fabric, sizes S to 4XL
• Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
• Blank sourced from Honduras. Printed to order in the USA

Care

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), and try to make better choices tomorrow. For the first few washes, wash it alone or with dark colors: garment-dyed cotton can release a little dye at first
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Iron, steam or dry on low heat
• Do not dry clean

Size chart